Conchord Crazy

Once again, for the HBO synopsis, click here. For my much more awesome synopsis, read below.
So, the episode starts with a proposition for a great tour of band rotundas by Murray. However, Bret isn’t having it because he’s going on a date with Coco, his new girlfriend. Jemaine tries to get out of it saying he met a girl at the video library, but Murray got him, clever Murray, since there’s no such thing as a video library.
We then get to see Bret and his ladyfriend at her apartment, wit the deliciously awkward ending to their date, where we find …read more

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So, I know I’ve been a little…lacking this week, so you’ll have to excuse that, but to make up for it, I have found a great interview with the guys and HBO on their One Night Stand feature. You can get to it by clicking here.
My favorite quote from the interview:
JEMAINE
Bret had a guitar but didn’t know how to play guitar. And I knew how to play guitar, but I didn’t have a guitar. So -
BRET
We heard about each other.
They talk about the way they met, how they decided to sing silly songs, where they’re from (If …read more

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January 27: Episode 9 – “What Goes on Tour”

11 PM: HBO Zone East

January 28: Episode 9 – “What Goes on Tour”

2 AM: HBO Zone West

January 28: Episode 1 – “Sally”

9 PM: HBO East
9 PM: HBO High Def East

January 28: Episode 11 “The Actor”

10:30 PM: HBO Comedy East

January 29: Episode 1: “Sally”

12 AM: HBO High Def West
12 AM: HBO West

January 29: Episode 11: “The Actor”

1:30 AM: HBO Comedy West

January 31: Episode 2 – “Bret Gives Up the Dream”

9 PM: HBO East
9 PM: HBO Latino East
9 PM: HBO High Definition East

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So, I did this Google search for “Lion Shirts,” and this website called AnimalShirts.net popped up, and I thought, wow, how intriguing. Anyhow, there are a bunch of lion shirts on this page, and I just thought I’d put a couple on here, so that you could either purchase lion shirts that look just like Bret’s, or get some that have a spin of their own. All lion shirts are 17.95, so purchase your shirt today!

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So, this is a really small podcast, and a clip from the first episode with the duo’s fanbase, also known as Mel. It’s the first taste that everyone gets into finding out just how disturbing she is.
The podcast opens with her coming out from a stairwell next door to Bret and Jemaine’s apartment, and when asked what she was doing there, she said….jogging. (Anyone hearing the “Psycho” music in the background?) Anyway, Mel really puts the fanatic in fan, also the crazy, and the obsessive, and the….well, you catch my drift. Check out this podcast, it’s heelarious. Oh, also, it’s …read more

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Bret:
I’m the mother flippin’ Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I’m horny
Both:
I’m horny
Bret:

If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I’m not just wild, I’m trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That’s how it goes
Here’s the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
Jemaine:
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus
Rockin’ this metropolis
I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
Bret:

My rhymes and …read more

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Once again, if you’d like to hear HBO’s synopsis (where I got this sweet pic of the camera-phone), click here. For my extremely detailed, never-watered-down synopsis, read on below…
If you ever wanted to find out the reason why so many New Zealanders are mugged in New York City,  this episode will provide you with the answer. In “Mugged,” Bret and Jemaine are instructed by Murray on how to navigate through New York. Some of his advice includes avoiding heavy traffic by going down back alleys, wearing bright orange reflective vest-belt-things, carrying a New York map everywhere, not to mention open, …read more

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I don’t know about all of you, but ever since I started watching Jemaine and Bret, I’ve wanted to learn how to speak JUST LIKE THEM! Okay, that may or may not actually be true, but I’m sure that some of you out there would like to know how to speak with a New Zealand accent, so for those of you that would like to do this, I have a link just for you…
New Zealand Accent Lessons! 
The site goes on to explain that while Australia has different accents in different regions, New Zealand is uniform, thusly making them a way …read more

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So, this is a little premature, because this video is part of the 7th or 8th episode, called “Drive-By,” but it’s really funny, and the site name-dropped Conchord Crazy, so I thought I’d return the favor and mention them!
Albi the Racist Dragon – Alcopop!
There’s the link!
They may have spelled “Conchord” wrong, but the link is still correct, so that’s all that matters!
Check it out, get a taste of Albi the Racist Dragon, and learn how being racist is wrong. By a little boy who got scorched. By the racist dragon. You can’t lose here, people.

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January 18: “Girlfriends” – Episode 8

8:30 PM: HBO Zone East
11:30 PM: HBO Zone West

January 19: “What Goes on Tour” – Episode 9

10 PM: HBO Comedy East

January 20: “What Goes on Tour” – Episode 9

1 AM: HBO Comedy West

January 20: “Bret Gives Up the Dream”- Episode 2

11:45 AM: HBO East
11:45 AM: HBO Latino East
11:45 AM: HBO High Def East
2:45 PM : HBO West
2:45 PM: HBO High Def West
2:45 PM: HBO Latino West

January 20: “Girlfriends” – Episode 8

11 PM: HBO Zone East

January 21: “Girlfriends” – Episode 8

2 AM: HBO Zone West

January 21: “Bret Gives Up the Dream” – Episode 2

5:55 AM: HBO …read more

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