Song of the Day: She’s So Hot/Boom
Bret:
Oh my God. She’s so hot.
She’s so flippin’ hot. She’s like a curry.
I want to tell her how hot she is, but she’ll think I’m being sexist.
She’s so hot she’s making me sexist.
Bitch.
I think I need a 1983 Cascio DG-20 electric guitar set to electric mandolin, some drums.
Yeah. Hear me now!
I see you with a sign I want to boom like it’s never been done
Bust moves like the click boom of a gun
My beats stay locked and my eyes are zooming
My feet starts tweaking and my body’s booming
The first day of boom and the flowers are blooming
Booty boom bass and the party is booming
Boom ba-boom like a rocket taking off to the moon
Boom boom like a bride and boom-ah
See you shaking that boom boom
See you looking at my boom boom
See you want some boom boom
It’s clear it’s boom time, boom boom
Let me buy you a boom boom
You order a fancy boom
You like boom, and I like boom
Enough small boom let’s boom the boom-ah
Jemaine:
Fast-forward selector
Bret:
Now we’re rolling on a boom boom
Riding to my private room
And we boom what’s boom and we both assume
We’re gonna boom boom boom ’til the break of boom
Bret:
Who’s the boom king?
Jemaine:
Who?
Bret:
I’m the boom king!
Jemaine:
What?
Bret:
Who’s the boom king?
Jemaine:
Tell me now.
Bret:
I’m the boom king
Jemaine:
He’s the boom king.
Bret:
My phone is beeping it’s B-boom boom
He’s back from ten years doom and gloom
He said he had his boom chopped off in the boom
But the crazy boom still loves to boom
Unzip the boom and the lens goes zoom
Your b-boom drops, ba-doom ba-boom boom
We both get freaky and my boom gets leaky
Then we boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
Who’s the boom king?
Jemaine:
Who?
Bret:
I’m the boom king!
Jemaine:
What?
Bret:
Who’s the boom king?
Jemaine:
Hah!
Bret:
I’m the boom king
Jemaine:
Bret’s the boom king
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