A short schedule this week but a schedule all the same, right? Here is when you can expect to see FotC in the coming week…
March 4: Episode 3: “Mugged”
5:3o AM: HBO 2 East
8:30 AM: HBO 2 West
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Now, for all of the things you can get this design on, click here. I just thought I’d post one as an example. How better to display your love for the French versions of Bret and Jemaine than by getting a shirt that says “Baguette” on it? I really can’t think of a better way, and if you can…well, good for you. You’re one step ahead of me. I salute thee.
Anyway, get this awesome shirt. It has a picture of a baguette on it and you will be ridiculously funny and awe-inspiring in my eyes for all of my days …read more
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This is my boyfriend’s favorite song, by far, from FotC, so I had to give props to it eventually, right? His favorite part is the binary solo, however, which they don’t feature until the ending credits on the first episode, so you don’t get to see that with his podcast, but at least you get the gist, that these boys do not look like Daft Punk, sad as it is. Regardless, enjoy watching this song, and reveling in the fact that the humans are dead and robots rule the world. Maybe do the Robot Boogie afterwards. Sound like a plan?
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I felt like I owed you guys, so here’s another song of the day for you!
Jemaine
Je voudrais une croissant
Je suis enchante
Ou est le bibliotheque?
Voila mon passport
Ah, Gerard Depardieu
Bret and Jemaine
Un baguette, ah ha ha, oh oh oh oh
Ba Ba ba-ba Bow!
Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah
Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah
Bret
Et maintenant le voyage a la supermarche!
Le pamplemousse (grapefruit)
Ananas (pineapple)
Jus d’orange
Boeuf
Soup du jour
Le camembert
Jacque Cousteau
Baguettte
Jemaine and Felicia
Mais oui
Bon jour
Bon jour
Bon jour
Bon jour, monsieur
Bonjour mon petit bureau de change
Bret and Lisa
Ca va?
Ca va.
Ca va?
Ca va.
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A kiss is not a contract
But it’s very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
Just because you’ve been exploring my
mouth
Doesn’t mean you get to take an
expedition further south, no
A kiss is not a contract,
But it’s very nice,
It’s very, very nice,
Just because we’ve been playing tonsil
hockey
Doesn’t mean you get to score the goal
that’s in my jockeys
Just because I’m in accused folk band
It doesn’t mean it’s all about
poontang.
I can’t go around loving everyone
I just wouldn’t get anything done
Because I’m only one man, baby
We’re only two men now, ladies
Babies. Pretty babies.
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No longer is the folk duo to be alone in this great episode, “Girlfriends.” And who’d have thought it would have started because Jemaine needed a wingman in his pursuit of a croissant? Anyway, the two walk into a bakery, see two lovely ladies, and start imagining in French….and technicolor….and 60s Laugh-In camp-ish style. Awesome.
Bret and Jemaine decide to take them on a date, and Jemaine decides to switch girls, while Bret does well with both. Jemaine just can’t catch a break, can he? Once Bret switches, he starts to really hit it off with his new girl, but then …read more
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I really really REALLY couldn’t resist this book. I really feel that it’s something that Bret and Jemaine need to help them see how they can flip the bird, and also that it in fact does not look like a bird, but it’s good old-fashioned American tradition, dangnabit! That should be good enough reason for anyone to do it, right?
Shakespeare had the biting of the thumb. Some people spit to show disgust. Others do that fist thing like you see in Mean Girls. Or there’s that thing on Friends where they give the finger without actually giving the finger. You …read more
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Although I’m not sure that either member of FotC needs to be promoted to sainthood, I did get a royal chuckle out of this site, and thought it was worth sharing with the world. I hope you enjoy it! You’ll get lots of updates on news and whatnot, a gallery, fan club, and a whole bunch of other fun schtuff, so click here to visit the site! A small post by me, I know, guilty, but I thought I’d just drop this out there so that you, the reading audience, could pick it up and enjoy a little extra morsel …read more
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This is another excerpt from the first episode of FotC, but it’s basically how every band meeting goes on the TV series. Murray takes roll call, although there are only three of him (yes, he checks himself as well), they talk about things like improving the fanbase (aka Mel), and sometimes about things like band merchandise, or possible shows, or what have you. It’s a funny clip, go on iTuens and check it out!
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(Murray)
Goodbye
Goodbye, leggy blonde
Every day I’d look across the office floor
There you were your hair down to your legs
And your legs down to the floor
Leggy blonde, goodbye
Goodbye
Now that you are gone I’ll never see you here for tech repair
I wish you knew how much I loved your legs and your hair
Leggy blonde, goodbye
Goodbye
(Alternating Jemaine, Bret, Murray)
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie
(Murray)
Leggy blonde
Goodbye
Goodbye
I had a budgie but it died
(whoa)
I like pie
(Murray/Jemaine/Bret)
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
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