Conchord Crazy

This episode….honestly….a perfect example of how FotC hits issues, but in the most indirect, bizarre, innocent, hilarious way. Seriously, who thought they would run into a man that had a prejudice against New Zealanders? It is the ideal episode for talking about racism, but not offending that many people….except for those near that continent that nobody pays a lot of attention to…so like it matters, right?
Anyway, “Drive By” is all about this man that sells fruit near Bret and Jemaine’s apartment, and he doesn’t want to sell it to them because he has a problem with people from New Zealand. …read more

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Alright, kiddoes, sorry it took so long for me to deliver this one, but I really wanted to make it good. However, I’m not sure all this time really improved it, because once again, I am writing this away from my DVDs, but I will do the very best I can at the synopsis, and you can add to it if you wish. Seriously, criticize away, folks!
So, in this episode, Murray starts out by doing a photo shoot with the boys. However, he’s having a problem photographing Bret because he thinks he looks too small. This is when we see …read more

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(Bret McKenzie + Alcohol = Bretaholic??? Well, if you were a real Bretaholic, you’d know that after beer, Bret really has the urge to pee, and that he actually doesn’t like it, but will drink it if the female fans he’s around are pretty enough. If you didn’t know this, maybe you shouldn’t even take the quiz, methinks.s
Well, are you? Take this quiz I just found to find out for sure! I actually scored a 21, sadly, meaning I am not an official Bretaholic, but take the test for yourself and find out. Post your results here!
CLICK HERE AND TAKE …read more

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So I found this place that called itself the David Bowie Megastore, and I just had to check it out. It’s got some pretty sweet Bowie gear for all you fans, and also, wearing a David Bowie shirt is a great way to pay tribute to him and FotC at the same tie. You can say that you got the inspiration to buy it from the sixth episode, but that you are still supportive of Bowie in his own merits as well. You will be a double fan. How can you lose?

This particular piece of merch I picked for one …read more

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I know, I know, that question is on the minds of everyone today. Never to fear, I have posted surefire songs that you can sing to your Valentine to elicit the response you want. (Not licensed to actually recommend songs, actual results may vary.)

Business Time

When to Sing it: I think you know the answer to this. It is especially good for married couples or people who own oversized T-shirts and business socks.
How to Sing it: Channel Barry White. Make Jemaine proud.
Expected Response: It will be intense. In which direction, that I cannot predict for you.

If You’re Into It

When to …read more

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Wow. With hot guys like this, can you even believe that these guys couldn’t get hot women? No way, Jose. This cast is just a 50 second clip of Jemaine talking to Bret about getting with hot women…or…at least…talking about getting with hot women, which is practically the same thing, right? Right. It comes from the very beginning of the first episode, then there’ s a little blurb about the new season of FOTC…I mean, the new season as of last summer. Sorry, I didn’t mean to get you excited. Anyway, check it out, it’s funny, it’s short, and it’s …read more

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So, I know I missed the Episode of the Day, but that’s only momentarily, as I have to re-watch it to give a more thorough synopsis. So, for the time being, read the lyrics to the song “Bowie” and be inspired to think about your own ideas for what Episode 6 is like….or something like that. Forgive my laziness and enjoy this song.
Bowie’s in space
Bowie’s in space
Whatcha doin’ out there man?
That’s pretty freaky, Bowie.
What’s a rock musician doing out in space man?
Isn’t it cold, quite cold out there Bowie?
Do you need my jumper Bowie?
Does the space cold do funny things …read more

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So, okay, if you didn’t know this, The Flight of the Conchords won a Grammy last night!!!

Yep, that’s right, kiddoes, The Distant Future won for Best Comedy Album. Now, I normally don’t follow the Grammys, or necessarily agree with the winners, but there’s absolutely no way that I would disagree with this. The duo had a much-deserved win, so don’t you think you should pick up their EP today??? Click here, and it’s yours!

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February 8: Episode 3 – “Mugged”

5:30 AM: HBO High Def East
5:30 AM: HBO Latino East
5:30 AM: HBO East
8:30 AM: HBO Latino West
8:30 AM: HBO High Def West
8:30 AM: HBO West

February 8: Episode 11 – “The Actor”

8:30 PM: HBO Zone East
11:30 PM: HBO Zone West

February 8: Episode 2 – “Bret Gives Up The Dream”

10:30 PM: HBO2 East

February 9: Episode 2 – “Bret Gives Up The Dream”

1:30 AM: HBO2 West
4:45 AM: HBO2 East
7:45 AM: HBO2 West
10 PM: HBO Comedy East

February 10: Episode 2 – “Bret Gives Up The Dream”

1 AM: HBO Comedy West

February 10: Episode 3 – “Mugged”

1:30 PM: HBO High Def …read more

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Gotta love CafePress, all those awesome shirts designed by people who are creative or just avid fans or whatever. Anyway, since the episode I featured this week was “Sally Returns,” I thought I’d feature a t-shirt from that episode, regarding the song “Business Time.”  If you can’t read the little print on the shirt, it says,” Conditions are perfect for making love.” It’s definitely the best shirt to wear on Wednesday that I can think of. However, if a shirt isn’t something you’re into, you can get this design on so many other things, from boxers to a tracksuit, even …read more

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