Conchord Crazy

(FYI: This is the album version, not the version seen on the episode.)
The distant future, the year 2000.
The distant future, the year 2000.
The distant future.
The distant future.
No more agriculture.
No more war.
No more racism.
No more fighting, squabbling or rumbling.
No more yogurt.
No more difficult access ways…stairs, basically, no more stairs.
The future is quite different to the present.
Yes, what with there being no more stairs and all.
And most importantly, no more humans.
Finally, robotic beings rule the world.
The humans are dead,
The humans are dead.
We used poisonous gasses
And we poisoned their asses.
The humans are dead.
(Yes they are dead.)
The humans are dead.
(I confirm they are dead.)
It …read more

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On FotC, it seems like Murray never really gets a break. However, in real life, he’s a great comedian, and there are websites dedicated to him. You might even say, “Rhys, you got it goin’ on!” He, according to his website, is a “Comedian and an actor….from the depths of space!” Pretty intense if I do say so myself.
This is for sure a site you want to visit, especially if you’re a fan of Murray, but don’t like how he always gets the short end of the stick. I mean, on here, he’s invading, you know? There’s some great audio …read more

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I realize that choices are harder for some people than others. I’m definitely one of those people. If you’re ever clothes shopping with me, you have my pity.  It takes forever for me to pick between two surprisingly similar pink shirts, or something along those lines. Heaven forbid I’d ever have to choose between two guys that I was in love with. This said, I sympathize with Mel in her situation. In this podcast, she weighs if she’d be able to pick between Bret and Jemaine. Do we get an answer by the end of the vlog? I guess you’ll …read more

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If you’d like to make an easier lasagna for one, have I got the lasagna for you. Of course, you can’t use the excuse that you’re crying because you’re cutting onions because it’s only microwaveable, but I found you this awesome Chef Boyardee Twelve-Pack, so try to be a little more appreciative. For only 15.96, you can spend twelve lonely nights being well-fed, and emotionally eat your problems away. Buy them today!

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So, you’re leaving?
I can tell because I can see you leaving
But if you’re trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can’t break this heart, it’s liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you leave
Don’t’ turn back to me
Don’t turn around and see if I’m crying
I’m not crying
I’m not crying
It’s just been raining
on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks
Please. Please, don’t tell my mates
I’m not crying
No, I’m not crying
And if I am crying
It’s not because of you
It’s because I’m thinking about a friend of mine who you don’t know who …read more

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 March 30: Episode 4 – “Yoko”

8:15 PM: HBO High Def West
8:15 PM: HBO Latino West
8:15 PM: HBO West

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Welcome to the introspective Frodo, the non-action-hero Frodo. Welcome to “Frodo with a journal.”  The good news? It’s only 2.99. The bad news? It’s not even remotely badass. Click here to buy the product. It just made me think of Bret McKenzie, the calmer and more relaxed side of Frodo. Fantasize about him by owning this figure. Sorry for the short post, but it’s Easter. So yeah, happy Easter. I’m off to see my family!

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If you’re like Mel and want to believe that you have a resemblance to Liv Tyler, have I got the product for you! It’s the Arwen Evenstar Pendant!! Sure, maybe it’s only 9.99 and the pendant is plastic, but you need to save money for all the dates you’ll be going on with all the hot nerdy guys that will know what this necklace is from and find you attractive the second they lay eyes on it. Basically, the price is my way of doing you a favor. Click here to purchase this item from Amazon!

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Well, isn’t this just perfect? This is the blog that Mel did about the LotR video that the duo shot in the park. She’s dressed up as Arwen and you get to see the before and after of her time with the guys. Doug is the one who is videotaping. She also speaks Elvish during the vlog and talks about her resemblance to Liv Tyler. I know, now that I mentioned it you can totally see it, can’t you? You can’t? Hmm.
Afterwards, Mel is on a total performance high, and she talks about needing to be free, as she runs …read more

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Jemaine and Bret

Frodo, don’t wear the ring.
I know it’s very tempting.
Yes, you will appear to disappear,
But the dark riders they’ll know you’re there.
Yes, Lord Sauron has many spies’
Eugene
Many spies, have many eyes’
Jemaine and Bret
One ring to bind them, to find them,
One ring to rule them all,
One ring to bind them, one to find them,
One ring to rule them ALLLLLLL!!!
Yea, Little Frodo!
You’ve got to rule them, Frodo, rule them with the ring Come on ruuuule them
with your ring!
Eugene
Lord Sauron has many spies, beasts and birds.
Mel
If you want him, come and claim him!
Bret
Do they, Gandolf
Murray
I am not …read more

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