Conchord Crazy

Okay, this one was kind of weak, but I’m gonna have two merch items. This one is just for the ladies! (All the beautiful ladies in the world…oh wait…that’s next week, haha)
Anyway, click here if you’d like to take a peek at the merch item on Amazon. It is sterling silver, is movable, has a black cord, and all of that is in the title of the item: “Movable Sterling Silver Sea Nymph Mermaid Pendant on Black Cord Necklace.” I think I know exactly what they’re selling, you know? And that’s always the confusing part, because they don’t, like, have …read more

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“I was just having the weirdest dream….”

What a great start to a vlog. This is one of my favorites of Mel’s Video blogs, and since I haven’t talked about them yet, I thought I’d mention this one first. Mel wakes up from a dream and starts talking about how she had a dream where terrorists took her to a massage parlor and she was really scared, and then Bret and Jemaine bust through the door and defend their sole right to massage her. Mmmm yummy, good times.
Speaking of yummy, she mentions jello shots and a mini orgy with the jello …read more

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Bret and Jemaine:
Ah Ah (repeat)
Mermaid (repeat)
Mermaid murmured
Into my ear
The answers to questions
I’m longing to hear.
Does it relax you
To hear the sound of the land?
Do you, a mermaid, have
Slightly webbed hands?
(AH AH AH)
Is it normal for a guy to wear
A scuba apparatus
When he makes love in the sea?
Make love to me.
Would it be weird for you
If I touched your fishy half?
It would for me.
Do you have mermaid parties beneath the sea?
Am I invited?
At these mermaid parties do you smoke seaweed?
If so, then how do you light it?
Are you the answer to a drunken sailor’s lonely wish?
Wish wish wish…
Or are you an …read more

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(A picture of the inside of a tour bus…like the two wish they had)
What do leather suits, airports, and “tour buses” have in common? They are all part of the ninth episode of FotC, “What Goes on Tour.”
It seems as if Murray finally got something right. He booked a tour for the duo and they’re off in a bus…or rather, Murray’s car. He knew how to organize because of a la crosse team, I believe? Some sport like that. Anyway, they get to take a tour, finally! The bad news is that it’s at airport hotels. You know how attentive …read more

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