Conchord Crazy

A kiss is not a contract
But it’s very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
Just because you’ve been exploring my
mouth
Doesn’t mean you get to take an
expedition further south, no
A kiss is not a contract,
But it’s very nice,
It’s very, very nice,
Just because we’ve been playing tonsil
hockey
Doesn’t mean you get to score the goal
that’s in my jockeys
Just because I’m in accused folk band
It doesn’t mean it’s all about
poontang.
I can’t go around loving everyone
I just wouldn’t get anything done
Because I’m only one man, baby
We’re only two men now, ladies
Babies. Pretty babies.
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No longer is the folk duo to be alone in this great episode, “Girlfriends.” And who’d have thought it would have started because Jemaine needed a wingman in his pursuit of a croissant? Anyway, the two walk into a bakery, see two lovely ladies, and start imagining in French….and technicolor….and 60s Laugh-In camp-ish style. Awesome.
Bret and Jemaine decide to take them on a date, and Jemaine decides to switch girls, while Bret does well with both. Jemaine just can’t catch a break, can he? Once Bret switches, he starts to really hit it off with his new girl, but then …read more

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I know, I know, that question is on the minds of everyone today. Never to fear, I have posted surefire songs that you can sing to your Valentine to elicit the response you want. (Not licensed to actually recommend songs, actual results may vary.)

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When to Sing it: I think you know the answer to this. It is especially good for married couples or people who own oversized T-shirts and business socks.
How to Sing it: Channel Barry White. Make Jemaine proud.
Expected Response: It will be intense. In which direction, that I cannot predict for you.

If You’re Into It

When to …read more

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