Conchord Crazy

(Murray)
Goodbye
Goodbye, leggy blonde
Every day I’d look across the office floor
There you were your hair down to your legs
And your legs down to the floor
Leggy blonde, goodbye
Goodbye
Now that you are gone I’ll never see you here for tech repair
I wish you knew how much I loved your legs and your hair
Leggy blonde, goodbye
Goodbye
(Alternating Jemaine, Bret, Murray)
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie
(Murray)
Leggy blonde
Goodbye
Goodbye
I had a budgie but it died
(whoa)
I like pie
(Murray/Jemaine/Bret)
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Blondie blondie blondie …read more

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This episode….honestly….a perfect example of how FotC hits issues, but in the most indirect, bizarre, innocent, hilarious way. Seriously, who thought they would run into a man that had a prejudice against New Zealanders? It is the ideal episode for talking about racism, but not offending that many people….except for those near that continent that nobody pays a lot of attention to…so like it matters, right?
Anyway, “Drive By” is all about this man that sells fruit near Bret and Jemaine’s apartment, and he doesn’t want to sell it to them because he has a problem with people from New Zealand. …read more

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Alright, kiddoes, sorry it took so long for me to deliver this one, but I really wanted to make it good. However, I’m not sure all this time really improved it, because once again, I am writing this away from my DVDs, but I will do the very best I can at the synopsis, and you can add to it if you wish. Seriously, criticize away, folks!
So, in this episode, Murray starts out by doing a photo shoot with the boys. However, he’s having a problem photographing Bret because he thinks he looks too small. This is when we see …read more

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(Bret McKenzie + Alcohol = Bretaholic??? Well, if you were a real Bretaholic, you’d know that after beer, Bret really has the urge to pee, and that he actually doesn’t like it, but will drink it if the female fans he’s around are pretty enough. If you didn’t know this, maybe you shouldn’t even take the quiz, methinks.s
Well, are you? Take this quiz I just found to find out for sure! I actually scored a 21, sadly, meaning I am not an official Bretaholic, but take the test for yourself and find out. Post your results here!
CLICK HERE AND TAKE …read more

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So, I know I missed the Episode of the Day, but that’s only momentarily, as I have to re-watch it to give a more thorough synopsis. So, for the time being, read the lyrics to the song “Bowie” and be inspired to think about your own ideas for what Episode 6 is like….or something like that. Forgive my laziness and enjoy this song.
Bowie’s in space
Bowie’s in space
Whatcha doin’ out there man?
That’s pretty freaky, Bowie.
What’s a rock musician doing out in space man?
Isn’t it cold, quite cold out there Bowie?
Do you need my jumper Bowie?
Does the space cold do funny things …read more

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(A picture of a couch….for the couch interview….enjoy!)
This is probably one of the more hilarious podcasts available on iTunes, so def give it a download. It’s only a minute long, too, but worth every second, seriously. The duo is sitting on a couch, talking about the show, kind of an introduction to the first season, and Jemaine demonstrates how he goes in and out of character, and let me tell you, it’s quite a difference. Bret also asks that you don’t come up to him on the street and expect him to be like his character, although it’s based on …read more

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Ohhhh yes, this very well could be one of the best songs known to man. Needless to say, it’s tops in my book for a song about “Gettin’ it on.” It’s a lot more realistic than Lou Rawls or Barry White wanted to get. That’s really what makes it awesome. Anyway, the lyrics are below and my comments follow….
Jemaine:
Uhhhhh
Girl, tonight we’re gonna make love
You know how I know?
Because it’s Wednesday
And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love
Tuesday night is the night that we usually go to your mother’s place an I show her how to use the …read more

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Once again, if you’d like the HBO Synopsis (and the link to this picture) click here. My synopsis follows….the better synopsis. Kind of like pork is the other white meat. Except I don’t eat pork. And they say other, and not better. Okay, so my reference sucks, but my summary is better, I promise!
So, this is the oh-so-rare occasion where I’m not actually watching the episode to give a synopsis, so I’ll do this the best I can with what I remember. It’s been a while since we’ve seen Sally, and all of a sudden, she’s back and Jemaine sees …read more

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Alright, it’s the wrong day, but I’m catching up. Here is an introductory podcast about FotC and the music that they play on their show. They feature clips from songs like “The Most Beautiful Girl,” “Inner City Pressure,” and “Robots.”
Other things featured: Different percussion instruments, “New Zealand likes to rock the party,” and one fantastic buildup. It’s a little corny, noted, but it’s also lots o’ fun and a great little tidbit on the kind of things you’ll hear if you watch the show. If you haven’t already, maybe this will be what finally convinces you? I am determined to …read more

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Once again, for the HBO synopsis, click here. For my much more awesome synopsis, read below.
So, the episode starts with a proposition for a great tour of band rotundas by Murray. However, Bret isn’t having it because he’s going on a date with Coco, his new girlfriend. Jemaine tries to get out of it saying he met a girl at the video library, but Murray got him, clever Murray, since there’s no such thing as a video library.
We then get to see Bret and his ladyfriend at her apartment, wit the deliciously awkward ending to their date, where we find …read more

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