HBO Schedule 2/8 – 2/14
February 8: Episode 3 – “Mugged”
5:30 AM: HBO High Def East
5:30 AM: HBO Latino East
5:30 AM: HBO East
8:30 AM: HBO Latino West
8:30 AM: HBO High Def West
8:30 AM: HBO West
February 8: Episode 11 – “The Actor”
8:30 PM: HBO Zone East
11:30 PM: HBO Zone West
February 8: Episode 2 – “Bret Gives Up The Dream”
10:30 PM: HBO2 East
February 9: Episode 2 – “Bret Gives Up The Dream”
1:30 AM: HBO2 West
4:45 AM: HBO2 East
7:45 AM: HBO2 West
10 PM: HBO Comedy East
February 10: Episode 2 – “Bret Gives Up The Dream”
1 AM: HBO Comedy West
February 10: Episode 3 – “Mugged”
1:30 PM: HBO High Def …read more
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Song of the Day: “Hip-hopapotamous vs. the Rhymenocerous”
Bret:
I’m the mother flippin’ Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I’m horny
Both:
I’m horny
Bret:
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I’m not just wild, I’m trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That’s how it goes
Here’s the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
Jemaine:
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus
Rockin’ this metropolis
I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
Bret:
My rhymes and …read more
Episode of the Day: “Mugged”
Once again, if you’d like to hear HBO’s synopsis (where I got this sweet pic of the camera-phone), click here. For my extremely detailed, never-watered-down synopsis, read on below…
If you ever wanted to find out the reason why so many New Zealanders are mugged in New York City, this episode will provide you with the answer. In “Mugged,” Bret and Jemaine are instructed by Murray on how to navigate through New York. Some of his advice includes avoiding heavy traffic by going down back alleys, wearing bright orange reflective vest-belt-things, carrying a New York map everywhere, not to mention open, …read more
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