Now, for all of the things you can get this design on, click here. I just thought I’d post one as an example. How better to display your love for the French versions of Bret and Jemaine than by getting a shirt that says “Baguette” on it? I really can’t think of a better way, and if you can…well, good for you. You’re one step ahead of me. I salute thee.

Anyway, get this awesome shirt. It has a picture of a baguette on it and you will be ridiculously funny and awe-inspiring in my eyes for all of my days to come if you purchase it and send me a picture of you wearing it….especially if it’s in France, bcause you’ve got to have extra guts to wear it there. Enjoy!

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Jemaine
Je voudrais une croissant
Je suis enchante
Ou est le bibliotheque?
Voila mon passport
Ah, Gerard Depardieu
Bret and Jemaine
Un baguette, ah ha ha, oh oh oh oh
Ba Ba ba-ba Bow!
Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah
Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah

Bret
Et maintenant le voyage a la supermarche!
Le pamplemousse (grapefruit)
Ananas (pineapple)
Jus d’orange
Boeuf
Soup du jour
Le camembert
Jacque Cousteau
Baguettte

Jemaine and Felicia
Mais oui
Bon jour
Bon jour
Bon jour
Bon jour, monsieur
Bonjour mon petit bureau de change

Bret and Lisa
Ca va?
Ca va.
Ca va?
Ca va.
Voila – le conversation a la parc.

Jeamine and Felicia
Ou est le livre?
A la bibliotheque
Et le musique dance?
Et le discotheque.
Et le discotheque
C’est ci, baby!
Un, deux, trois, quatre

All
Ba ba ba-ba bow!
Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah
Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah

Jemaine and Felicia
Ou est le piscine?
Pardon moi?
Ou’est le piscine?
…Uh…
Splish splash
…Uh…
Eh…
Je ne comprends pas.
Parlez-vous le francais?
Eh?
Eh? Parlez-vous le francais?
Uh .…No.
Hmmm.

All
Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah
Ba ba ba-ba bow!

 Photo Source

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No longer is the folk duo to be alone in this great episode, “Girlfriends.” And who’d have thought it would have started because Jemaine needed a wingman in his pursuit of a croissant? Anyway, the two walk into a bakery, see two lovely ladies, and start imagining in French….and technicolor….and 60s Laugh-In camp-ish style. Awesome.

Bret and Jemaine decide to take them on a date, and Jemaine decides to switch girls, while Bret does well with both. Jemaine just can’t catch a break, can he? Once Bret switches, he starts to really hit it off with his new girl, but then she starts pressuring him to do things that he doesn’t wanna do. (You know what I’m talking about…) This is when we find out Bret is a virgin! Woahhhhzors! She finally gets him to do the deed by telling him that she’s shipping out to Iraq the next day, but after it’s all said and done, he sees her in the bakery the very next morning. Owch.

It was a hard lesson to learn, but at least Bret ends the episode a wiser and more aged man. Jemaine, on the other hand, doesn’t get any, although he remains the big-talker we know and love.

Songs featured in this episode: “Foux De Fa Fa” (which I spell different every time, sorry) and “A Kiss Is Not A Contract.”

Click here for the photo source and HBO’s synopsis.

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