Conchord Crazy

I know, I know, that question is on the minds of everyone today. Never to fear, I have posted surefire songs that you can sing to your Valentine to elicit the response you want. (Not licensed to actually recommend songs, actual results may vary.)

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When to Sing it: I think you know the answer to this. It is especially good for married couples or people who own oversized T-shirts and business socks.
How to Sing it: Channel Barry White. Make Jemaine proud.
Expected Response: It will be intense. In which direction, that I cannot predict for you.

If You’re Into It

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Bret:
If you want me to
I could hang ’round with you
If I only knew
That’s what you’re into.

Jemaine:
You and him
Him and you
If that’s what
You’re into
Him hanging ’round
Around you
You’re hanging ’round
Yeah, you’re there too.
Bret:
And if you want me to
I will take off all my clothes for you
I will take off all my clothes for you
If that’s what you’re into
Jemaine:
How ’bout him
In the nude?
If that’s what
You’re into.
In the nude in front of you
Is that what you’d wanna view?
Bret:
If it’s cool with you
I’ll let you get naked too
It could be a dream come true
Providing that’s what you are into
Jemaine:
Is that what
You’re …read more

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Once again, for the HBO synopsis, click here. For my much more awesome synopsis, read below.
So, the episode starts with a proposition for a great tour of band rotundas by Murray. However, Bret isn’t having it because he’s going on a date with Coco, his new girlfriend. Jemaine tries to get out of it saying he met a girl at the video library, but Murray got him, clever Murray, since there’s no such thing as a video library.
We then get to see Bret and his ladyfriend at her apartment, wit the deliciously awkward ending to their date, where we find …read more

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