Conchord Crazy

If you’d like to make an easier lasagna for one, have I got the lasagna for you. Of course, you can’t use the excuse that you’re crying because you’re cutting onions because it’s only microwaveable, but I found you this awesome Chef Boyardee Twelve-Pack, so try to be a little more appreciative. For only 15.96, you can spend twelve lonely nights being well-fed, and emotionally eat your problems away. Buy them today!

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Welcome to the introspective Frodo, the non-action-hero Frodo. Welcome to “Frodo with a journal.”  The good news? It’s only 2.99. The bad news? It’s not even remotely badass. Click here to buy the product. It just made me think of Bret McKenzie, the calmer and more relaxed side of Frodo. Fantasize about him by owning this figure. Sorry for the short post, but it’s Easter. So yeah, happy Easter. I’m off to see my family!

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If you’re like Mel and want to believe that you have a resemblance to Liv Tyler, have I got the product for you! It’s the Arwen Evenstar Pendant!! Sure, maybe it’s only 9.99 and the pendant is plastic, but you need to save money for all the dates you’ll be going on with all the hot nerdy guys that will know what this necklace is from and find you attractive the second they lay eyes on it. Basically, the price is my way of doing you a favor. Click here to purchase this item from Amazon!

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Okay, I wasn’t planning on having another merch item so soon, but honestly, I couldn’t resist, and I didn’t want to wait to post this in case I forgot. Whilst I was searching for kiwi pictures on flickr, I came across a picture of Kiwi Jam, and I was all “Quoi?” So I thought I’d scour the internet for a place to purchase said kiwi jam, and here it is! Yes, it may look like ants are crawling all over your food, but perhaps that will deter the real ants, or your rotten roommates that keep stealing your toast in …read more

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I was just, really, exceedingly touched by how connected Bret was to the stuffed squirrel during his 1/16th of an acid trip, so I thought if you wanted to go on the same adventure (which I do not condone in any way….shame on you), or pretend that you did, you’d want your very own squirrel. Make sense?
Click here to purchase the squirrel. It’s quite lifelike, only 8.99, and, um, verified to freak you out if you are, er, altered in any way? Maybe? I’m not sure, I have not been altered in that fashion, or have I owned a stuffed …read more

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Okay, so I lied, just leather pants. Funny as it may seem, every time I typed in “leather suit,” I got these semi-erotic leather catsuits or some weird biking gear or something like that. I was having a problem finding suits that seemed like the ones on Episode 9, buuuut I did find these sweet leather pants on Amazon. (legs not included)
Click here to buy the pants. They are 74.95, not bad for leather pants. Just make sure they don’t shrink, and you should be pretty much set!
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Okay, this one was kind of weak, but I’m gonna have two merch items. This one is just for the ladies! (All the beautiful ladies in the world…oh wait…that’s next week, haha)
Anyway, click here if you’d like to take a peek at the merch item on Amazon. It is sterling silver, is movable, has a black cord, and all of that is in the title of the item: “Movable Sterling Silver Sea Nymph Mermaid Pendant on Black Cord Necklace.” I think I know exactly what they’re selling, you know? And that’s always the confusing part, because they don’t, like, have …read more

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Now, for all of the things you can get this design on, click here. I just thought I’d post one as an example. How better to display your love for the French versions of Bret and Jemaine than by getting a shirt that says “Baguette” on it? I really can’t think of a better way, and if you can…well, good for you. You’re one step ahead of me. I salute thee.
Anyway, get this awesome shirt. It has a picture of a baguette on it and you will be ridiculously funny and awe-inspiring in my eyes for all of my days …read more

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I really really REALLY couldn’t resist this book. I really feel that it’s something that Bret and Jemaine need to help them see how they can flip the bird, and also that it in fact does not look like a bird, but it’s good old-fashioned American tradition, dangnabit! That should be good enough reason for anyone to do it, right?
Shakespeare had the biting of the thumb. Some people spit to show disgust. Others do that fist thing like you see in Mean Girls. Or there’s that thing on Friends where they give the finger without actually giving the finger. You …read more

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So I found this place that called itself the David Bowie Megastore, and I just had to check it out. It’s got some pretty sweet Bowie gear for all you fans, and also, wearing a David Bowie shirt is a great way to pay tribute to him and FotC at the same tie. You can say that you got the inspiration to buy it from the sixth episode, but that you are still supportive of Bowie in his own merits as well. You will be a double fan. How can you lose?

This particular piece of merch I picked for one …read more

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