Bret and Jemaine:

Ah Ah (repeat)

Mermaid (repeat)

Mermaid murmured
Into my ear
The answers to questions
I’m longing to hear.

Does it relax you
To hear the sound of the land?
Do you, a mermaid, have
Slightly webbed hands?
(AH AH AH)

Is it normal for a guy to wear
A scuba apparatus
When he makes love in the sea?
Make love to me.

Would it be weird for you
If I touched your fishy half?
It would for me.

Do you have mermaid parties beneath the sea?
Am I invited?
At these mermaid parties do you smoke seaweed?
If so, then how do you light it?

Are you the answer to a drunken sailor’s lonely wish?
Wish wish wish…
Or are you an optical illusion caused by a woman sitting on a rock
Holding half a fish?
Half a sexier fish…

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