March 30th, 2008
(FYI: This is the album version, not the version seen on the episode.)
The distant future, the year 2000.
The distant future, the year 2000.
The distant future.
The distant future.
No more agriculture.
No more war.
No more racism.
No more fighting, squabbling or rumbling.
No more yogurt.
No more difficult access ways…stairs, basically, no more stairs.
The future is quite different to the present.
Yes, […]
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March 8th, 2008
Bret and Jemaine:
Ah Ah (repeat)
Mermaid (repeat)
Mermaid murmured
Into my ear
The answers to questions
I’m longing to hear.
Does it relax you
To hear the sound of the land?
Do you, a mermaid, have
Slightly webbed hands?
(AH AH AH)
Is it normal for a guy to wear
A scuba apparatus
When he makes love in the sea?
Make love to me.
Would it be weird for you
If […]
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February 28th, 2008
I felt like I owed you guys, so here’s another song of the day for you!
Jemaine
Je voudrais une croissant
Je suis enchante
Ou est le bibliotheque?
Voila mon passport
Ah, Gerard Depardieu
Bret and Jemaine
Un baguette, ah ha ha, oh oh oh oh
Ba Ba ba-ba Bow!
Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah
Foux da […]
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February 28th, 2008
A kiss is not a contract
But it’s very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
Just because you’ve been exploring my
mouth
Doesn’t mean you get to take an
expedition further south, no
A kiss is not a contract,
But it’s very nice,
It’s very, very nice,
Just because we’ve been playing tonsil
hockey
Doesn’t mean you get to score the goal
that’s in my jockeys
Just because I’m in accused […]
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February 13th, 2008
So, I know I missed the Episode of the Day, but that’s only momentarily, as I have to re-watch it to give a more thorough synopsis. So, for the time being, read the lyrics to the song “Bowie” and be inspired to think about your own ideas for what Episode 6 is like….or something like […]
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February 5th, 2008
Ohhhh yes, this very well could be one of the best songs known to man. Needless to say, it’s tops in my book for a song about “Gettin’ it on.” It’s a lot more realistic than Lou Rawls or Barry White wanted to get. That’s really what makes it awesome. Anyway, the lyrics are below […]
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January 23rd, 2008
Bret:
I’m the mother flippin’ Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I’m horny
Both:
I’m horny
Bret:
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I’m not just wild, I’m trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That’s how it goes
Here’s the […]
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January 16th, 2008
Bret:
Oh my God. She’s so hot.
She’s so flippin’ hot. She’s like a curry.
I want to tell her how hot she is, but she’ll think I’m being sexist.
She’s so hot she’s making me sexist.
Bitch.
I think I need a 1983 Cascio DG-20 electric guitar set to electric mandolin, some drums.
Yeah. Hear me now!
I see you with a […]
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January 8th, 2008
Yay, it’s time for my first “Song of the Day” installment. Now, today, we’ll be talking about the song “The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room,” also known as “Part-Time Model”. First, here are the lyrics to the song…and who sings what part…
Jemaine: Looking ‘round the room, I can tell that you,
Are the most beautiful […]
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