Conchord Crazy

So, okay, I never thought of Flight of the Conchords as being, um, “World Music,” but apparently that’s where Murray and I beg to differ, hey?
Well, I guess, if it weren’t for him the two wouldn’t have gotten the new fans that they did, and they never would have drank beer. So, in that way, it all worked out.
In Episode 10, “New Fans,” the fanbase, which was previously Mel, got expanded to two more fans that met the two at the world music jam at a local bar. They got the two to drink beer, went on the boys date …read more

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March 11: Episode  4 – “Yoko”

2 PM: HBO East
2 PM: HBO High Def East
2 PM: HBO Latino East
5 PM: HBO West
5 PM: HBO High Def West
5 PM: HBO Latino West

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Okay, so I lied, just leather pants. Funny as it may seem, every time I typed in “leather suit,” I got these semi-erotic leather catsuits or some weird biking gear or something like that. I was having a problem finding suits that seemed like the ones on Episode 9, buuuut I did find these sweet leather pants on Amazon. (legs not included)
Click here to buy the pants. They are 74.95, not bad for leather pants. Just make sure they don’t shrink, and you should be pretty much set!
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Okay, this one was kind of weak, but I’m gonna have two merch items. This one is just for the ladies! (All the beautiful ladies in the world…oh wait…that’s next week, haha)
Anyway, click here if you’d like to take a peek at the merch item on Amazon. It is sterling silver, is movable, has a black cord, and all of that is in the title of the item: “Movable Sterling Silver Sea Nymph Mermaid Pendant on Black Cord Necklace.” I think I know exactly what they’re selling, you know? And that’s always the confusing part, because they don’t, like, have …read more

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“I was just having the weirdest dream….”

What a great start to a vlog. This is one of my favorites of Mel’s Video blogs, and since I haven’t talked about them yet, I thought I’d mention this one first. Mel wakes up from a dream and starts talking about how she had a dream where terrorists took her to a massage parlor and she was really scared, and then Bret and Jemaine bust through the door and defend their sole right to massage her. Mmmm yummy, good times.
Speaking of yummy, she mentions jello shots and a mini orgy with the jello …read more

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Bret and Jemaine:
Ah Ah (repeat)
Mermaid (repeat)
Mermaid murmured
Into my ear
The answers to questions
I’m longing to hear.
Does it relax you
To hear the sound of the land?
Do you, a mermaid, have
Slightly webbed hands?
(AH AH AH)
Is it normal for a guy to wear
A scuba apparatus
When he makes love in the sea?
Make love to me.
Would it be weird for you
If I touched your fishy half?
It would for me.
Do you have mermaid parties beneath the sea?
Am I invited?
At these mermaid parties do you smoke seaweed?
If so, then how do you light it?
Are you the answer to a drunken sailor’s lonely wish?
Wish wish wish…
Or are you an …read more

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(A picture of the inside of a tour bus…like the two wish they had)
What do leather suits, airports, and “tour buses” have in common? They are all part of the ninth episode of FotC, “What Goes on Tour.”
It seems as if Murray finally got something right. He booked a tour for the duo and they’re off in a bus…or rather, Murray’s car. He knew how to organize because of a la crosse team, I believe? Some sport like that. Anyway, they get to take a tour, finally! The bad news is that it’s at airport hotels. You know how attentive …read more

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A short schedule this week but a schedule all the same, right? Here is when you can expect to see FotC in the coming week…

March 4: Episode 3: “Mugged”

5:3o AM: HBO 2 East
8:30 AM: HBO 2 West

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Now, for all of the things you can get this design on, click here. I just thought I’d post one as an example. How better to display your love for the French versions of Bret and Jemaine than by getting a shirt that says “Baguette” on it? I really can’t think of a better way, and if you can…well, good for you. You’re one step ahead of me. I salute thee.
Anyway, get this awesome shirt. It has a picture of a baguette on it and you will be ridiculously funny and awe-inspiring in my eyes for all of my days …read more

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This is my boyfriend’s favorite song, by far, from FotC, so I had to give props to it eventually, right? His favorite part is the binary solo, however, which they don’t feature until the ending credits on the first episode, so you don’t get to see that with his podcast, but at least you get the gist, that these boys do not look like Daft Punk, sad as it is. Regardless, enjoy watching this song, and reveling in the fact that the humans are dead and robots rule the world. Maybe do the Robot Boogie afterwards. Sound like a plan?
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